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Which programming language should I learn first?
[billion times ask by new bees/new programmers ]


  • To program in an expressive and powerful language: Python

  • To get a website up quickly: PHP

  • To mingle with programmers who call themselves “rockstars”: Ruby.

  • To really learn to program: C.

  • To achieve enlightenment: Scheme.

  • To feel depressed: SQL

  • To drop a chromosome: Microsoft Visual Basic

  • To get a guaranteed, mediocre, but well paying job writing financial applications in a cubicle under fluorescent lights: Java.

  • To do the same thing with certifications and letters after your name: C#

  • To achieve a magical sense of childlike wonder that you have a hard time differentiating from megalomania: Objective C

I could go on… but I’m not feeling hateful enough today.

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